u know what the worst thing about being a girl is… is when another girl asks u for a hair tie, but its ur last one, but u can’t say u don’t have one because she knows its on ur wrist, so u give it to her, and then she says “oh i’ll give it back!” knowing damn well she won’t, and u sit there sad because now you have to go buy another pack of hair ties that u know ur gonna lose by the end of the month
im going to name my kid pregnant so they can be like “hi im pregnant” and everyone will stand there all mortified
is that dirt on my computer screen or punctuation .
when one of your friends says something shitty and offensive out of nowhere
the thing is literally NO ONE cares if u dont think leggings count as pants. no one. no one cares. everyones gonna keep wearing them as pants. theyre pants. no one cares what u think
This is false you should only wear leggings as shirts and hats and scarves because leggings aren’t for your legs
You don’t cross my mind, you live in it.
- Leonardo DiCaprio: *names his child Oscar*
- Doctor: "Would you like to hold h-"
- Leonardo DiCaprio: "Say it like we rehearsed it."
- Doctor: *sighs* "And the Oscar goes to..."