19. woman. student. artist. writer. lover. fighter. pretty poodle. laughing is my medicine.
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waronidiocy:

If Dr. Seuss Books Were Titled According to Their Subtexts

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jonasnightingay:

somebody please let this man retire 

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thefaultinourheadcanons:

emeralddarkness:

ughjohnwatson:

do you ever get in those moods where you don’t feel like reading and you don’t feel like being on the internet and you don’t feel like watching a show and you don’t feel like sleeping and you don’t feel like existing in general

BUT YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING.

It’s in words

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So I’m alive and you’re alive
and we’ve been given this lethal
love to work with. It takes and takes,
it keeps demanding more room,
it expands, it is half lung and half mouth,
a crust of moon shell, moon shine, it
is sober and harsh like the light
of day after a night of more alcohol
than smiles, it is hormones reaching
peak, the height of arousal, it leaves blood
on our hands and stains on the mattress
but still we bask in the sheer
miracle of it. Even when we cross
our hearts and promise we wont.
Even when we burn our tongues on it.

jessica therese, “So I’m Alive and you’re Alive” (via contramonte)

teaparties:

[3/10] the waves by virginia woolf

"I see nothing. We may sink and settle on the waves. The sea will drum in my ears. The white petals will be darkened with sea water. They will float for a moment and then sink. Rolling over the waves will shoulder me under. Everything falls in a tremendous shower, dissolving me."

(via contramonte)

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4chanofficial:

i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes

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germanystuck:

the worst feeling is when one of your friends brings up a kink that you kinda like but then they’re like “IDK WHY PEOPLE LIKE THAT SORT OF THING THAT’S WEIRD” and you just (sweats quietly)

Lol why was this me today……

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