19. woman. student. artist. writer. lover. fighter. pretty poodle. laughing is my medicine.
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roboboners:

jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the vagina and the vagina are, in fact, the same thing

(via kae-be)

(Source: ivoryunknown, via rivur)

(Source: raining-constantly, via danger)

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

(Source: 4GIFs.com, via slapdancing)

brasspistol:

every time I see this it gets reblogged

(Source: sandandglass, via slapdancing)

cortonism:

me at the clubs

cortonism:

me at the clubs

(Source: loliplier, via kixxinq)

(via relahvant)

harblkun:

bowtais-are-cool:

bowtais-are-cool:

Hello! My baby!

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Hello! My honey!

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Hello! My ragtime gOOD LORD HOLY FUCKING SHIT

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Oh my god

this is the most accurate representation of working in 3D I have ever seen

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(Source: zhavorsi, via relahvant)

vvhaleshark:

he’s schwimming

vvhaleshark:

he’s schwimming

(via twenty3isnumber1)

(via jonathan)

syosama:

when ppl start talkin shit about someone who treated you like garbage

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(via refreshes)

bewbin:

thefinestlad:

bewbin:

I just slept for 15 hours what I miss?

This dick

oh thank god i thought i missed something big 

(via refreshes)